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Weird Ones...
- Do ants have buttocks?
- hello
- Dont eat lizard tails ever again.
- Does the Boogie Man have a lot of boogers?... I would think so with a name like Boogie Man. Don't you agree? BOOGIE-WOOGIE-WOOGIE!
- I am the evil dinner biscuit... RAAWWWRRRR..gurgle gurgle.. RAWR!!!
- None of that funky munk dunk, Take it to the trump, rump bump... bump bump... to the b's and to the e's or maybe to the t's..
- You just did it, so I had to hit it!
- Hope you don't get spammed (don't worry yourself - Jason)
- Wow, does this actually work? (apparently ;) - Jason)
- Your zipper is down (made me look - Jason)
- A leopard spotted lemur ate my uderpants this morning. Can I borrow yours?
- non posso dementicare il primo bacio che mi hai dato, mi stato marchiato a fuoco nel mio cuore con il tuo calore, lo stesso che mi (how sweet - Jason)
- hi how are u must be tired (what a smurfy smurf would smurf? - Jason)
- hi, how r u sweety (fine thanks - Jason)
